The Oswegonian

The Independent Student Newspaper of Oswego State

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May. 2, 2024 

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Carson Metcalf

Laker Review Reviews

Plot holes, chuckles in Sudeikis’ comedy ‘We’re The Millers’

“We’re The Millers,” released Aug. 19, was a different type of comedy. The movie tells the story of a drug dealer who needs to move a huge shipment of weed and creates a fake family to help him do so…

Laker Review Reviews

Summer Movie Recap

Much like a summer relationship in high school, the summer movie season is usually a time of broken dreams and surprising occurrences. There are some hits and there are misses; highs and lows. There’s that one movie that makes you…

Laker Review Reviews

Summer Music Recap

The Civil Wars: “The Civil Wars” On The Civil Wars’ new album, the self-titled “The Civil Wars,” the folky duo brings the first set of new songs since their worrying hiatus last year. Fortunately for fans, the two are together…

Laker Review Reviews

Finale to Pegg’s ‘Cornetto Trilogy’

If you enjoyed the other installments in Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg’s “Cornetto Trilogy,” then “The World’s End” will be right up your alley. The film has that same brilliant blend of quirky comedy and high-speed action you loved in…

Laker Review

Creative Writing: For the Love of Women

For the Love of Women Let her grace interrupt your space as she walks giving life to an ungrateful race   The Women The strong, the beautiful The fearless, the driven The fixers, the joyful The one whose love has…

Laker Review

WNYO Loud Rock album of the week: ‘United’

The hard rock kings, Skid Row, have returned guns blazing with their newest EP, “United World Rebellion: Chapter One.” The New Jersey-born band, rocking since 1986, had released their previous album in 2006, but their return to music is still…

Laker Review

Creative Writing: Her Kiss

Her Kiss   She wants me, She wants it, She wants my lips. But my shyness & fear freezes me at the tips. Her soft soothing sweet smell… I move closer, but something is amiss. It’s like I get this…

Archives Laker Review

‘Naughty No More:’ a family book affair

It’s often said parenting is the hardest job one could ever have. Even without the gravity of the responsibilities that come with parenthood, many have felt the stress of caring for a child. Whether you are a relative, a teacher…

Sports

Intramural sports report

The Oswego State spring flag football tournament took place this week. It featured 18 men’s teams, seven co-rec teams and three women’s teams who were all competing for the championship. In the women’s league, Rhonda’s Angels breezed past the championship,…

Opinion

Pet peeves exposed; culprits beware

I spend a lot of time in the library. My friends have joked that I should push my bed over to the library so I can sleep there, since I basically live at Penfield. The location on my Twitter says,…