The Oswegonian

The Independent Student Newspaper of Oswego State

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He Said 2/19/2010

There are very few moments in your life when an unmeasurable amount of happiness takes control of your body. Examples include; hitting the lottery, your favorite team winning the title and, in this case, your significant other confessing their bi-curious….

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She Said – 2/12/10

Hell, no! I’m just kidding. Maybe. I think we have all had that experience where you really like a guy, there’s strong chemistry and everything’s going great. So naturally, you are ready to take that next step with him. Everything…

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He Said – 2/12/10

"Oh my god, baby, that was amazing. How was it for you?" If you answer this question with, Eh, it was all right I guess, something is wrong with your sex life. When you’re having sex, you should be enjoying…

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Keith Harris – 2/12/10

Corporate America has just scored yet another victory at the expense of the American people. With its precedent-shattering decision in Citizens United vs. Federal Election Commission, the Supreme Court has essentially given corporations and unions a free pass to spend…

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Shortie Says – 2/12/10

Dear Shortie,Recently I have had a lot of itching in my pubic area and I have noticed some red spots in my underwear. The itching is very frequent and it looks like I have small crab-like parasites around my genitals….

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Lori Moreth – 2/12/10

On January 21, 2010, the Supreme Court rendered a landmark decision, in the case of Citizens United vs. Federal Election Committee, which ruled in favor of Citizens United. It was a conservative majority of justices who upheld our First Amendment…

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Winter Olympics discriminate against women

The 2010 Olympics are here, and I’m normally excited to watch. I love athletic competition, and the Olympics are usually able to provide a wide variety of athleticism to viewers worldwide. However, I have chosen this year not to support…

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Valentine’s Day gifts go to the extreme

Valentine’s Day, a holiday destined for couples to remind them of their love for one another- and perhaps the loneliest day for singles- draws near. Dinner reservations at restaurants are made, and dates are set to see the latest chick…

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February provides low-quality entertainment

I have never been fond of the month of February. Of the 12 months, February is the one that offers the least in terms of cultural contributions. When other people say they hate February, they usually only point to Valentine’s…

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Finding serenity in reality T.V.

I promised myself I would never watch it. A T.V. show embracing every Jersey stereotype imaginable? No way would I stoop to that level and watch my beloved state exploited and made fun of. But then I saw the first…