The Oswegonian

The Independent Student Newspaper of Oswego State

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Apr. 16, 2024 

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This Week’s Horoscopes

 

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19):

Your group of friends haven’t been clicking as well as they used to lately and you’re left wondering why. Do whatever it takes to get your friends back on the same wavelength. You won’t regret it.

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20):

Today is extremely confusing, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t get things done. In fact, you may be able to push in a totally new direction. If something doesn’t go your way, maybe it’s for the best.

Gemini (May 21 – June 21):

You will make an amazing impression on a potential employer or love interest today — so make the most of it! Show your best side and don’t take this chance for granted.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22):

Your deeper awareness today is really helping you make progress and decide on things you’ve been thinking a lot about. It’s a day when you’re sure to surprise at least one person with you newfound clarity.

 

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22):

Someone’s good mood makes your day ten times better — so draw closer to those in a jolly mood today. You may even be able to cash in on a favor you’ve been hoping and waiting to cash in on.

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22):

You’re feeling the pull of something-or someone- from your past. It’s nice, and unexpected, but almost certainly a distraction from your real life in the here and now. Find a way to embrace it while staying present.

Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 23):

Your work — or job search — will bring some interesting results today, though it likely has more to do with your personal life than with getting ahead. It may even give your love life an unexpected boost!

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 21):

Someone close to you needs help — maybe lots of it! Now is a good time to make up for maybe being unaware in the past, so do what’s right and take care of your own needs some other time.

 

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21):

Use online coupons or do whatever else it takes to save your money this week — you’ve got a big expense coming. It may be for something totally fun and optional, but you want to be able to go for it. Saving money beforehand makes it easier for you to get what you want in life.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19):

You shouldn’t show all your cards at once today. Keep that secret weapon hidden until you feel the time is right. It may feel deceitful, but that’s just how you win sometimes.

 

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18):

Someone close is full of wisdom today — so hear them out! You are sure to be surprised when you hear their ideas, not just because they’re sensible but because they come from deep within themselves.

 

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20):

Try to just keep calm and let people keep talking. Your reputation won’t suffer too much, and things will get a lot better as a result of this new freedom. Keep your head up and your ears always open. It might pay off for you!